Mary Windsor
Staff Writer

Aries

March 21 – April 19

Remember to update your computer this weekend or it’s going to crash during finals and that is going to suck. Don’t say I didn’t warn!

Taurus

April 20 -May 20

When you lose someone, in any way, it’s going to hurt. But don’t keep licking your own wounds – they will never heal that way.

Gemini

May 21 -June 20

Rethink that move, bud. You’re doing it for the wrong reasons and you know it.

Cancer

June 21 -July 22

Hating something or someone is just another form of showing them you still care. I’m sorry but it’s true and you’re not doing yourself any favors.

Leo

July 23 -August 22

Sometimes getting what you want is awful, sometimes not getting it is painful. Which one is worse? You find out this week.

Virgo

August 23 -September 22

You’re going to be hit with some cruel confirmations soon. Not sure why, but the fates are gonna reality check you HARD this week. Be prepared.

Libra

September 23 -October 22

Very absentminded in the coming week. Not a good a sign. Remember your credit card at the bar on Saturday and double check you have your car keys before  locking it on Tuesday.

Scorpio

October 23 -November 21

People will have misconceptions with your intentions in the coming week and it’s really going to suck. Explain yourself without anger or impatience and you will come off as genuine.

Sagittarius

November 22 -December 21

Do you feel the responsibility of redemption? Seek it out this week.

Capricorn

December 22 -January 19

What you are doing is brave but I wouldn’t recommend it to everybody. It’s not for the faint or heart.

Aquarius

January 20 -February 18

“What Sally says about Susie says more about Sally than Susie.” –remember what others do to you is always a reflection of them and not of you..

Pisces

February 19 -March 20

They’ll come around. Just give them time. Waiting is hard, sure, but what they’re going through is harder.