Mary Windsor
Staff Writer
Aries
March 21 – April 19
Remember to update your computer this weekend or it’s going to crash during finals and that is going to suck. Don’t say I didn’t warn!
Taurus
April 20 -May 20
When you lose someone, in any way, it’s going to hurt. But don’t keep licking your own wounds – they will never heal that way.
Gemini
May 21 -June 20
Rethink that move, bud. You’re doing it for the wrong reasons and you know it.
Cancer
June 21 -July 22
Hating something or someone is just another form of showing them you still care. I’m sorry but it’s true and you’re not doing yourself any favors.
Leo
July 23 -August 22
Sometimes getting what you want is awful, sometimes not getting it is painful. Which one is worse? You find out this week.
Virgo
August 23 -September 22
You’re going to be hit with some cruel confirmations soon. Not sure why, but the fates are gonna reality check you HARD this week. Be prepared.
Libra
September 23 -October 22
Very absentminded in the coming week. Not a good a sign. Remember your credit card at the bar on Saturday and double check you have your car keys before locking it on Tuesday.
Scorpio
October 23 -November 21
People will have misconceptions with your intentions in the coming week and it’s really going to suck. Explain yourself without anger or impatience and you will come off as genuine.
Sagittarius
November 22 -December 21
Do you feel the responsibility of redemption? Seek it out this week.
Capricorn
December 22 -January 19
What you are doing is brave but I wouldn’t recommend it to everybody. It’s not for the faint or heart.
Aquarius
January 20 -February 18
“What Sally says about Susie says more about Sally than Susie.” –remember what others do to you is always a reflection of them and not of you..
Pisces
February 19 -March 20
They’ll come around. Just give them time. Waiting is hard, sure, but what they’re going through is harder.
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