Ryan Shockey Web Manager Aries March 21 – April 19 Much of what you believe now will later be shattered by an obnoxious man who will probably wear glasses and have a distinct lisp. Taurus April 20 -May 20 Dogs will find themselves inexplicably attracted to your shins, this week and you may receive good news from a vet or a lawyer. Gemini May 21 -June 20 … Continue reading Horoscopes from a realist
Mary Windsor Staff Writer Aries March 21 – April 19 Sometimes the advice you give other is often what you wish you could say to yourself in the past. Taurus April 20 -May 20 Have you ever thought about how the word “panting” has nothing to do with pants? How annoying. Something will happen involving either the verb or noun soon. Not both. But which one? Gemini May … Continue reading Horoscopes
Mary Windsor Staff Writer Aries March 21 – April 19 You keep asking for explanations to questions you don’t want the answers too. Don’t do this to yourself. You’re only hurting yourself. Taurus April 20 -May 20 Turn the lights off and lock your door. Silence your phone and go to sleep. They aren’t thinking of you and they aren’t coming back. I’m sorry. Gemini … Continue reading Horoscopes
Mary Windsor Staff Writer Aries March 21 – April 19 You are so afraid to let the real you out because you don’t think the outside mirrors the inside. It does. Be true to yourself. Taurus April 20 -May 20 You wish they would touch you more. You feel like a side-line lover. You’re better than that! You deserve to be their first choice. Gemini … Continue reading Horoscopes
Mary Windsor Staff Writer Aries March 21 – April 19 Everyone wants to get to the top of the mountain first and shout,“Look at me! Look at me!” But the truth is, all your happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing, not while you’re sitting at the top Taurus April 20 -May 20 You’ll miss them with no warning. I’m sorry. Remember, it wasn’t meant … Continue reading Horoscopes
Mary Windsor Staff Writer Aries March 21 – April 19 People need to be encouraged and reminded of how wonderful they are. And so do you. I am so glad you exist and all that you have accomplished. Taurus April 20 -May 20 It’s quite humbling to constantly reminded that some people will always love you – despite your mistakes and imperfections. Thank them. Gemini … Continue reading Horoscopes
Mary Windsor Staff Writer Aries March 21 – April 19 You’re reading into this way too much and too often, They mean exactly what they are saying, nothing more and nothing less. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Stop trying so hard. You’re better than this. If they want you, deserve you and appreciate you they will find you themselves. Gemini May 21 – June 20 Kill … Continue reading Horoscopes
Mary Windsor Staff Writer Aries March 21 – April 19 You’ve become dependent on things that don’t matter anymore. Arbitrary ideas and trivial events that hold no weight. Let them go. Start anew. Find significance around you. Taurus April 20 – May 20 If you’re feeling pressure to know about a certain subject or activity because of others, don’t freak out. I know it’s hard to … Continue reading Horoscopes
Mary Windsor Staff Writer Aries March 21 – April 19 When you’re feeling sluggish, don’t slow down. Power through. It will be worth it at the end. Know your limits. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Don’t call them. Don’t give them that. I’m not saying give up, but be patient. Reconsider your options. Gemini May 21 – June 20 It’s been almost a year since it … Continue reading Horoscopes
Mary Windsor Staff Writer Aries March 21 – April 19 Expand your arms and heart and mind farther than your hometown. You are bigger than that now. If you want to grow, allow yourself to leave. Libra September 23 – October 22 Don’t say maybe if you want to say no. Say no. No. No. No. It is a complete sentence, command and word all in … Continue reading Horoscopes
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