March 21 – April 19
Sometimes the advice you give other is often what you wish you could say to yourself in the past.
April 20 -May 20
Have you ever thought about how the word “panting” has nothing to do with pants? How annoying. Something will happen involving either the verb or noun soon. Not both. But which one?
May 21 -June 20
I’m not saying what happened two weeks ago was good or bad. Only you know. But there are too many loose strings. Fix them.
June 21 -July 22
Did you know they sold pickles in Texas movie theaters? Neither did I. You learn something every day, today someone will learn something from you.
July 23 -August 22
It’s out of your control now, let it run its course and in due time you’ll see that every decision you made played a part in the final product.
August 23 -September 22
Don’t call them honey. It will only make things complicated. Instead, plant flowersto attract bees. The tragic decline of bee populations is overwhelming Pollinate your own garden instead of investing time in a short-term
September 23 -October 22
You’re going to receive an unexpected call this week. Be prepared. Practice on a banana or piece of corn. Ring, ring – hello?
October 23 -November 21
– You can’t love someone into loving you. I know this is a foreign concept but it is one you must learn to accept before it’s too late. I’m worried for you heart and so are you.
November 22 -December 21
Why are you always finding so many different ways to leave? I know it doesn’t feel this way, but you are right where you belong. The pieces will come together soon.
December 22 -January 19
Drown the thought of them in saltwater, whether it be tears or the ocean.
January 20 -February 18
Though the world doesn’t always seem like a safe place it is not always volatile. Remember this when you are afraid of taking chances.
February 19 -March 20
The next few weeks will be unusually busy, I know it seems overwhelming now but you’ll get it through it just like you have every other time. You have always carried yourself through your worst days.
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