Horoscopes

Mary Windsor
   Staff Writer

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Aries

March 21 – April 19

Sometimes the advice you give other is often what you wish you could say to yourself in the past.

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Taurus

April 20 -May 20

Have you ever thought about how the word “panting” has nothing to do with pants? How annoying. Something will happen involving either the verb or noun soon. Not both. But which one?

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Gemini

May 21 -June 20

I’m not saying what happened two weeks ago was good or bad. Only you know. But there are too many loose strings. Fix them.

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Cancer

June 21 -July 22

Did you know they sold pickles in Texas movie theaters? Neither did I. You learn something every day, today someone will learn something from you.

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Leo

July 23 -August 22

It’s out of your control now, let it run its course and in due time you’ll see that every decision you made played a part in the final product.

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Virgo

August 23 -September 22

Don’t call them honey. It will only make things complicated. Instead, plant flowersto attract bees. The tragic decline of bee populations is overwhelming Pollinate your own garden instead of investing time in a short-term

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Libra

September 23 -October 22

You’re going to receive an unexpected call this week. Be prepared. Practice on a banana or piece of corn. Ring, ring  – hello?

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Scorpio

October 23 -November 21

– You can’t love someone into loving you. I know this is a foreign concept but it is one you must learn to accept before it’s too late. I’m worried for you heart and so are you.

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Sagittarius

November 22 -December 21

Why are you always finding so many different ways to leave? I know it doesn’t feel this way, but you are right where you belong. The pieces will come together soon.

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Capricorn

December 22 -January 19

Drown the thought of them in saltwater, whether it be tears or the ocean.

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Aquarius

January 20 -February 18

Though the world doesn’t always seem like a safe place it is not always volatile. Remember this when you are afraid of taking chances.

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Pisces

February 19 -March 20

The next few weeks will be unusually busy, I know it seems overwhelming now but you’ll get it through it just like you have every other time. You have always carried yourself  through your worst days.



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